Rear window sign reads: HULL BREACH IMMINENT: ABANDON SHIP!
Simulated galactic battle damage is very evident on this side of car.The Impact Side of Car Phone has been simply cut away by welder's torch (a mighty feat by Dr. Schlock), then pounded into some semblance of shape with a 9-lb. sledgehammer. The side is left wide open to the four winds, with frizzled wires hanging down and a large Jolly Roger blowing in the breeze. A hapless yuppie is splayed across the front grille, being mowed down by the relentless pace of Technological Change, under the approving scowls of the rooftop brigade of alien action figures.
Updated: August 6, 2002
